What happens if you leave the company, who gets to cut the damn thing out or do they just deactivate it and pop a new one in.

Yeah, from now on we have to refer to ourselves as Adam Basham Model 64234.q34.4 version XVII and if I happen to twitch while on the job it is just because I am constructed with an out-dated version. I can see it now, you no longer have ?Personal Days?, instead and from now on they will be called ?Upgrade Days?, or ?System Error Days?.

Oh, no sir officer those are not needle tracks, they?re my security implants over the course of my career.

Hey, check this out, when I go to the bathroom, implant 23 lights up and turns Red to Green like a Christmas Tree.

And if I have too much to drink it alerts a GPS tracker while flashing Red & Blue all while it buzzes until my toxicity level alleviates and I am no longer a danger to society.

Spock in Star Trek was Child?s Play compared to me.

R2D2 step aside, your old news now.

Humph!

As I Said Earlier, I tell them what they can do with their suppository!!!!!

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